The Elusory Hashtag

Disclaimer: I do WUT I WANT and I’m about to rant   They say you can tell the size of man by the size of the things that bother him… Well, your dumb hashtags bother me so I must be rather small. Sue me! But since I am a nice person, I will explain the … Continue reading

My Quarter-Century Life Crisis

My Quarter-Century Life Crisis

JUST KIDDING! I’m not having a crisis because I’m way more awesome now than I ever have been. Nonetheless, I’m writing this to rally the troops. When I was 19, an older co-worker warned me: “Wait till you turn 25 and all your peers will start getting married and having children.” I met that statement with a … Continue reading

So I graduated… What Now?

On August 6th, 2013 my undergrad career came to an abrupt end. Before I walked across the stage to receive my fake diploma, I was giving up my student ID card and realizing I could no longer use FIU’s gym for free.  Hurray! I survived Economics and can now draw monopoly profits and game theory … Continue reading

Edward Snowden Is No Hero

Edward Snowden, the whistle blower who leaked NSA documents revealing extensive eavesdropping programs, is now on the run and the nation is torn; Is he a hero or traitor? In my opinion he is neither. It amazes me that so many Americans were outraged by what was revealed. I mean really, did they live under … Continue reading